Universal RX

No moving parts, no batteries, no monthly payments
and no fees.
Inflation proof, non-taxable, in fact, it’s quite relaxable;
It can’t be stolen, won’t pollute, one size fits all,
do not dilute.
It uses little energy, but yields results enormously.
Relieves your tension and your stress,
invigorates your happiness;
Combats depression, makes you beam, and elevates your
self-esteem!
Your circulation, it corrects without unpleasant side effects.
It is, I think, the perfect drug; may I prescribe,
my friends…..the hug!
(And, of course, fully returnable!)

Henry Matthew Ward

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